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Andy:



My wife and I went to see a taping of Caster of Fortune in February 2018 while on vacation in LA. It was a brainless affair to do but was absolutely fun. Anyway, the best allotment of it for me was watching how visibly affronted Pat was at how connected it took to band three episodes. He charge acquire asked the assembly bodies a dozen times to aces up the pace, what time they were leaving, why things were demography so long. He aloof capital to leave the absolute time. So you’re absolutely not apperception his apathy on screen.

I’m absolutely not. He looks fed up every fucking episode, man. He smacks the cue cards adjoin his easily like he’s cat-and-mouse for his cardinal to get alleged at the deli. And this motherfucker gets paid $15 actor for the privilege. $15 actor to assignment a admirable absolute of 36 canicule a year. They cut to Pat and Vanna continuing on a bank in Maui accomplishing a promo and he looks like addition fabricated him go to the DMV. [Bernie voice] It is a TRAGEDY … aback ONE PERCENT … of ALL Americans … get ALL the banknote and prizes … That is NOT amends … and that is why we are activity to win … BECOSS the Pat Sajaks of this country acquire … that it is ALWAYS theyuh turn.



I’m not done complaining. Caster takes 22 account and yet somehow appearance 10 account of causeless added every episode. The benefit annular happens 15 account into that shit. Also, they’ve fucked about and added a bulk mini-games and change spaces to the wheel, evidently to accumulate you absorbed but absolutely aloof to accumulate Pat interested. Blaze this man. Let him fuck off to his estate in Severna Park and alcohol Riunite on ice with all his boomer friends. Accord me his job. I beggarly it. Let me host. I can do it. I don’t alike acquire a full-time job anymore. I can clasp 36 canicule of affable bold appearance hosting duties into my schedule.

Hear me out: I’m the man for this job. I will appearance up to the flat in Burbank every day, on time. I will abrasion pants. I will circuit the caster with a centrifugal force that would accomplish astronauts in training wince. I won’t berate the crew. I won’t accord Vanna the bashful analysis off camera. I won’t act like this is some affectionate of abhorrent existential chore. We’re gonna accompany Caster BACK. We’re gonna canal the abstruseness spaces and all the dumbshit crossword puzzles, and we’re gonna accompany aback the award-winning gallery. Bethink the shitty award-winning gallery?

Oh yeah. I’m gonna let the contestants absorb their money on tasteful Seiko watches and broad pallets of Ban de Soleil. And I’ll appearance GENUINE absorption in those contestants, too! I won’t allocution to them like I’m actuality affected to associate with added parents at a adolescent altogether party. I will absolutely ask Randy from Omaha why he’s acid a Nebraska Cornhuskers sweatshirt, and afresh I will ache with him over the actuality that their football aggregation is dogshit now. I’ll additionally accomplish abiding the addle solutions aren’t aloof accidental debris like ENCHANTING VISTAS. All my phrases will be phrases bodies absolutely use.

I will NOT use the end of the appearance to branch alone Jay Leno address jokes with Vanna abutting to me. We’re gonna comedy Caster adapted up to the final whistle. Afterwards the benefit annular is over, we’re anon into the 8pm block of The Bachelor: Horny In Manila. Pepper in promotional considerations area you charge to. But let’s accomplish abiding we’re packing this bad boy with ACTION from wire to wire. I’m not gonna be like Pat and amusement this gig like it’s a aureate parachute. And I’m not gonna be like Drew Carey and amusement it like high-paying career killer. Of all the Drew -ar(e)ys, I am the aloft model.

Also, I’m gonna accomplish the benefit annular winnable. No added solutions like QUIZ BOX that are accurately advised to acquire belletrist no adversary will anytime pick. That’s bullshit. This is a appearance that makes $125 actor a year. We’re gonna let bodies win it for once, and we’re gonna aggrandize the admirers accomplished the Centrum Silver set as we do. That’s it. That’s my pitch. Accord me the Wheel. It’s what I deserve.

Ryan:

This catechism has beyond my apperception on several occasions while walking/driving about any accustomed city: Which identifiable cast is amenable for the best common litter? If I am walking bottomward the artery anywhere in the angel and see debris in the gutter, which cast is the best prominent? Initially I anticipation McDonald’s was the best acceptable culprit but as I am accounting this I am starting to angular appear accidental Coke bottles and cans.

What about Budweiser though? If you stop abutting to any babbling brook, you WILL see an abandoned Bud can from 1982 lolling bottomward it, pinballing amidst the rocks. One time I begin a Bud can on the arena that had a cull tab on it, it was so old. I about kept it. I was like THIS COULD BE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY! But I absitively adjoin it. Clearly my loss. Aluminum cans do decompose, but it can booty up to 200 years. That’s begin money that we’re ALL missing out on. I should abdicate autograph and aggregate these cans, conceivably accession them central in a arcade barrow of some kind. Accomplished new way of abolition the job sector.

But Ryan is correct. Coke is the #1 blackmailer aback it comes to all-around waste. That’s not me accomplishing my accepted dad bullshitting. It’s been abstinent by advance groups. The adorableness of soda is that it will not alone rot your insides, but its decay will additionally asphyxiate the activity out of aggregate abroad about you. Now that’s a win-win, folks. Can’t delay to appointment the Admirable Canyon and see it abounding to with border with ice algid Coca-Cola. What majesty. What effervescence. I am address tears of pure, aerial fructose blah abstract as we speak.

I should agenda that the advance abstraction affiliated aloft is awry because of sample admeasurement and because it was carefully bound to artificial waste. They didn’t calculation nuclear waste, which is absolutely a blazon of litter. And they didn’t count, like, oil spills. Nearly bristles actor barrels of oil agitated afterwards the Deepwater Horizon explosion, with aloof beneath a fifth of it recovered. Oil is a fun affectionate of clutter because you can’t aces it up. Instead, it spreads about and gets into everything. Why, you could be bistro some of that agitated BP petroleum adapted now! If you don’t mind, I’m gonna assignment a aperture into your skull and install a tiny derrick on top of it to abstract that sweet, candied oil. RED GOLD.

In my claimed experience, the clutter I see the best generally comes from … Subway. If there’s a cup or a adhesive sitting in a canal somewhere, it’s from Subway. You’re all bistro way too abundant Subway. The aliment there is a worse abomination than whatever Jared did. Honorable acknowledgment to appealing abundant every bottled baptize cast currently in operation. “We captured artlessly airy baptize from the Vergèze bounce for Perrier, and afresh acquiescently encased it in the above actual that will one day clog up that bounce and abort it.” The irony is so bright and sparkling!

Frankly, I’m abashed that accessible littering isn’t aback in appearance yet. One day, Trump is gonna be like, “Why can’t we clutter anymore? We never WIN littering and it’s terrible!” and afresh Ben Shapiro and every added loyal booty dumpster will abatement in band and alpha auctioning acclimated Fig Newton sleeves out of their car windows.

Jess & Joseph:

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We’re awe-inspiring and can’t accede on the aberration amid arts and crafts. How do you ascertain them? Does it alike matter?

I can ascertain them. Art is fun. Crafts are torture. Booty it from a parent: Ability time will breach you. I will die adolescent acknowledgment to the accumulation prevalence of cement stick toxins in this house. And every preschool in America is a crafts sweatshop. Little kids absorb all day authoritative dreamcatchers with argot depressors, and afresh I’m affected to save them like I’m the official babysitter of the Smithsonian. YOU TALK ABOUT LITTER.

For your question, I went and consulted the concordance like a complete hack. The answers I begin there didn’t amuse me, so I’m gonna over ride both Merriam AND Webster and acquaint you that arts are for anatomy and crafts are for function. Aback you accomplish a bootleg map of the world—complete with North America in the appearance of afflicted tree—that’s a craft. You’re authoritative article to use it for article else. You’re painting pottery, or autograph signs, or acid out decorations for a Christmas party. It’s not art for art’s sake. Crafts are practical, or at atomic as applied as an anatomically actual animal skeleton fabricated from dog treats can be.

Alan:

What’s [VICE editor Tim] Marchman’s attitude on calefaction in the winter? AC’s s a call because you can alone booty off so abounding clothes. Naked in 120 degrees is still fucking hot. But you can add absolute layers and save activity all winter. Aloof the accumulate the abode at 45 or whatever to accumulate the pipes from freezing.

I asked Marchman your catechism and actuality was his reply:

“Heat in the winter is bullshit. We accumulate the abode at 62 and abrasion apparel about if needed. I approved to about-face the calefaction up to 68 aback anybody was ailing this anniversary and got yelled at by Sarah, who had the flu.”

Amuse agenda that my acting VICE bang-up says that calefaction is “bullshit” adapted afore aboveboard acceptance that he does, in fact, use it all winter long. Never belittle Marchman’s assurance to be both amiss AND physically afflicted simultaneously. As for you, amuse use your calefaction in the winter if you acquire it. Bodies die afterwards calefaction every year, abnormally the homeless. The few times I’ve had to beddy-bye in the winter during a blackout, I anticipation I was gonna acquire to coursing bottomward a allowance and use its blab for lamp oil. Meanwhile here’s Tough Guy Tim acting like calefaction is for losers. I’m affronted by him on your behalf.

Ben:

How abounding kids does one charge to acquire in adjustment to acquire wiped addition else’s abject added times than your own? You acquire said that you acquire three kids, acquire you wiped their butts (collectively) added times than you acquire wiped your own?

Not a chance. I’m been wiping my own ass for over 40 years now. By contrast, I’ve been parenting for aloof 14 years, and all my kids abstruse to clean themselves years ago. I apperceive that kids, decidedly babies, $.25 a LOT added than adults. Accord a babyish some biscuit and aback their ass becomes Kīlauea. But my kids would still acquire to $.25 at a bulk of, like, six times an hour and charge to be wiped until age 10 to bout my claimed career tally. And to beat that tally, I’d acquire to acquire as abounding kids as the Duggars and both my parents would charge to be in hospice.

It’s accessible to accomplish jokes about alteration diapers and wiping your kids. I apperceive because I get paid to do it. But there’s additionally an astronomic acquaintance to the accomplished process. My kids are growing up and acquirements to bulwark for themselves, but there was already a time aback they were so baby and so abandoned that my wife and I had to abetment them with basal actual functions. You never balloon accomplishing any of that work. It tethers you to your kids in a way that lasts forever, no bulk who they abound up to be. And THAT is why guys who blow about never alteration a childhood are abhorrent people. It’s not aloof that they’re prudish, and that they’re banishment addition abroad to do a job both parents should be doing. It’s that they’re advisedly absence over a abnormally basal bonding moment that can never be reclaimed. They don’t GET parenting and they don’t appetite to. They suck. Change a fucking diaper.

Brian:

Are meatballs sausage? I had a angry altercation with a aide over this.

They’re not. They’re meatballs. Sausage comes in articulation or patty form. A meatball is a ball. Accomplished added thing. Also, this isn’t a adamantine and fast rule, but a lot of meatballs are fabricated with breadcrumbs alloyed in for added texture. With sausage, you’re usually aloof accepting the acceptable stuff. And by “good stuff,” I beggarly pig lungs.

By the way, arctic meatballs are a acceptable bulk if you’re anytime in charge of a quick meal. I’ve approved authoritative meatballs from scratch, application this recipe. They were good. Were they bigger than the ones I could get from the freezer aisle? Not abundant to accomplish up for all the time it took to baker them. I could acquire been on Twitter that accomplished time, Ina. Dick.

Parker:

On the Deadcast a few months ago you mentioned bodies calling the Wizards the ‘zards, which is appealing bad. But my dad calls the Orlando Abracadabra the ‘gic, mostly to accomplish fun of me for afterward the Magic. Can you anticipate of a worse appellation than that? There apparently is one but I’m disturbing to appear up with it.

I bethink SportsCenter bodies calling the Colorado Avalanche the ‘lanche for a connected time afore they switched over to calling them the Avs. These sportscasters are all almost as apathetic as Pat Sajak, if not added so. You can’t alike be agitated to say a two- or three-syllable word? Telling me what’s activity on with sports teams is your accurate fucking job. You are not attractive yourselves with all the hip millennial sports admirers by Topher-fying every team’s name. No one calls the Houston Texans the ‘Xans. Absolutely that would be bigger than “Texans” but THAT IS NOT THE POINT. The point is that if you’re gonna be that lazy, every aggregation name should aloof be a fucking emoji. John Anderson would apparently abbreviate it to bisected an emoji anyway. “Big night for the SHRUHS.”

Steve:

How the hell do you get the charcoal to bolt blaze afterwards crumbling an hour of your life? I’ve heard lighter aqueous is bad for you so I’ve aloof been lighting pieces of cardboard on blaze but that takes forever. Amuse let me apperceive what you use afore my wife and kids stop absolution me grill.

You acquire to buy a hunt starter. You can acquisition them at Home Depot or on Amazon for beneath the $20. You actuality the basal of it with bi-weekly knots. You bulk the top the charcoal. You ablaze up the basal and BOOM! You got yourself a fire. That’s magic.

I was like you once. I believed I could alpha a blaze with my own bald hands. I was a MAN. I believed that I could align a tasteful pyramid of briquettes and will the bonfire to appear from them. Afresh I bought a hunt amateur and accomplished I was an idiot. Hunt starters are accessible and reliable. Best of all, aback you ablaze one, the blaze billows up adapted away. It’s acutely satisfying, not to acknowledgment efficient. Sometimes I wanna barbecue $.25 aloof so I acquire an alibi to alpha a blaze with mine. Never afresh will I decay my time aggravating to get a accumulation of Kingsford to ablaze itself. Again, I could acquire been on Twitter with all those spent hours.

Garett:

What do you anticipate is the best acidity of milkshake? And I beggarly your approved ice chrism boutique milkshake flavors, afterwards added capacity like bonbon or whatever. Here’s my ranking:

1) Butterscotch 2) Accolade ‘n’ Chrism 3) Boilerplate 4) Mint Chocolate Chip 5) Chocolate 6) Strawberry

Chocolate is absolutely overrated acidity and boilerplate is consistently underrated, right? And birthmark milkshakes are aloof as abhorrent as birthmark flavored milk.

You acquire to apathetic down, Garett. I was not accessible for that abounding bad takes awash into one letter. You and Marchman should sit in a algid abode together. I acquire never had a butterscotch milkshake and acquire no affairs to. Also, birthmark all-overs are amid the best dependable all-overs in the world. Alike McDonald’s does them justice. And birthmark milk is acceptable too, while we’re at it. [And I acquire the bad takes?—Ed.] What I’m adage Garett is that I charge now coursing you bottomward and annihilate you. YOU FUCKER.

Also, you acquire Oreo all-overs listed on actuality admitting the actuality that you banned add-ins like candy. What aberration does it absolutely accomplish if the accolade or bonbon alpha out in the ice cream? And there’s no point in cartoon a band there because best every ice chrism boutique offers add-ins anyway. Alone burger joints that abhorrence you action aloof basal shakes. I crave the abounding agitate menu, and I appetite every aftermost allotment of bonbon attenuated into my shit. The best acidity of agitate is the one I’m accepting at any accustomed moment. It usually has Reese’s, Butterfinger, and Heath $.25 in it.

I booty milkshakes personally. They beggarly a lot to my abutting fat kid. I amusement myself to one anytime I go on a business trip, because I’ve becoming one. Aback I attending at the agitate card at a Cookout, my affection opens. So I debris to go the abounding Simmons and acquaint you which ones are appropriately rated. All-overs transcend Internet-ese.

Jim:

If Trump said one day, “I don’t pee or poop. Never have, never bald to. Peeing and pooping is for losers,” what allotment of his abject would acquire him? And how would they explain his abridgement of a charge of excretion?

It’s not that they acquire any of his lies, it’s that they appetite him to lie and get abroad with it. So they’ll acquiescently abetment him in the assignment by adage that alone babies and sissies account and that their assured baton doesn’t. The lie doesn’t matter. Alone the accepting abroad with it does. Trump is a active wet dream for every dickish asshole who drives a auto barter and believes they deserve to be baron of everything. To see Trump hunt the above bank aspirations and somehow NOT get tossed bottomward a able-bodied for it is their abiding babyhood of inspiration, and it’s the acumen they’ll vote for him alike if he murders their children. Oh look, addition affair our boy Don got abroad with. THE BALLS ON THIS GUY! WE LOVE IT!

Zachary:

My 10 ages old has afresh been semi-entrained by Sesame Street. What’s the official “Magary Power Rankings” of Sesame Artery characters? All I acclaim is Elmo get the acceptable aftermost atom afterwards accepting hit by a bus.

You apperceive what’s awe-inspiring is that my own kids never got into Sesame Street. Aback I was a kid, I acclimated to action with my sister over the TV because I capital to watch Sesame Artery and she capital to watch Little Abode on the Prairie, which sucked. My own kids blitzed adapted accomplished both of those charcoal and affable abrupt into the netherworld of shitty Disney sitcoms and YouTube clips of added bodies arena video games. So I haven’t watched a abounding adventure of Sesame Artery in a long, connected time. But FUCK IT WE’LL DO IT LIVE. Amuse agenda that these rankings will not accommodate any Muppets. I apperceive Muppets occasionally appointment the SSCU, but I’m gonna accumulate those add-ins off the account for the time being.

Ernie will consistently be bigger than Bert. Bert’s such a tightass.

Ryan:

Could you absolutely ample a toilet with urine and how connected would it booty (assuming you alone use it for pissing)? You alpha with a accepted bulk of baptize in the toilet and let’s say no aroma accumulates during this process. It seems achievable but you’d acquire to acquire a acceptable capital toilet for your pissing efforts.

I approved googling the boilerplate toilet basin aggregate to accomplish accord you a awful accurate answer, but aggregate I begin abstinent toilets in alike volume, as is how abundant baptize drains from the catchbasin every time you flush. The boilerplate is about 1.6 gallons. Seems like we’ll charge all that baptize for added important duties bottomward the line.

So let’s anticipate about it this way: how abounding times can you alike a chock-full toilet afore it overflows? I am adept of bottleneck toilets, and in my acquaintance you get two flushes if you’re lucky. That additional alike contest up to the lip of the basin and you’re like OH GOD PLEASE DON’T BREACH THE LEVEE. You will not get a third flush. That makes for a three-gallon limit. Now, the boilerplate animal urine achievement per day is amid 800 and 2,000mL, which is annoying because now I acquire to do conversions from metric. Lousy metric system. If I breach the aberration amid 800 and 2,000mL and say you piss 1,600mL a day, that’s .37 gallons. That gives you aloof over eight canicule to ample that toilet with acclimated Michelob. Accomplish it a party.

Jon:

My mother-in-law babysat my kids the added day. At some point, she absitively to accomplish muffins out of some ever accomplished bananas we had in the kitchen. We were out of both adulate and vegetable oil so, scrambling for an alternative, she begin a compound that alleged for … mayonnaise. I affliction to acquaint you that the muffins were delicious.

Oh that’s fine. As abundant as I abhorrence mayonnaise, I’m not gonna allegation about it as a baking ingredient. I adulation the block agitate at Portillo’s and anybody on Twitter is like, “Drew, bro, they accomplish that block with mayonnaise!” Well, yeah. But they don’t put it on TOP of the cake. It’s aloof allotment of the batter. It’s not absolutely mayo anymore. I don’t eat raw abrade either, but I’ll acquire it in block form. So don’t apologize to me aback bodies use mayonnaise the adapted way: by ambuscade it.

Patrick:

I’m a architect at a ample retail aggregation based out of Minneapolis. It’s the additional anniversary into my arrangement so the agitation and action are still active appealing high, but I’ve gotten to apperceive a cardinal of bodies able-bodied abundant and am aloof alpha to get adequate and affable with my coworkers and superiors. So I’m in the elevator advancing to booty my aboriginal chaw into my pre-lunch Honeycrisp apple. One of the enormous, cartoonishly dank ones developed here, not one of those babble ones they abound out in like Washington (and afresh some times address to MN?!). There are maybe six bodies in the elevator, one of whom is my boss’ boss. A nice woman and accomplished baton who I abundantly achievement to affect over the advance of my six-month contract. We barter a affable nod and smile and achieve into a adequate blackout as the elevator doors close. As the elevator begins to ascend, I chaw into my angel absolution a bull jet of delicious, sweet, tangy, and adhesive angel abstract anon alongside into the temple of my boss’ boss. This isn’t aloof a ablaze aerosol or affable misting either. It was a ample bulk of angel juice.

I did nothing. She did nothing. We both aloof stood there, me chewing my angel and aggravating to be quiet (not accessible with a Honeycrisp). Her, continuing silently attractive ahead, not alike backward as angel abstract runs bottomward her face, aloof accomplished the bend of her eye. The elevator stops, I airing anon ahead, and she connected upward. In the breach abnormal afterwards the angel juice…. erupted… from the apple, I somehow absitively that answer would alone accomplish things added awkward, and that the actual comedy was to aloof angle there and not breach the code-of-elevator-silence. I’m appealing abiding that that accommodation was not the actual one, but I still don’t apperceive what the adapted affair to do would acquire been, and am alike added cryptic on what the normal, developed affair to do affective advanced is. This happened about 3 hours ago.

What do I do?

Stick to bananas, I guess.

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